READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
