Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Porn is love you can see.
I'm jealous of your bromance
You smell like stripper and shame
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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