I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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