What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's just like the Real World with babies
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I AM VODKA MAN
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I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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