Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
