Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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