oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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