It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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