if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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