yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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