i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
