The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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