Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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