Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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