Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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