so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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