Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
