she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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