Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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