I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
