Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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