Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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