At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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