I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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