Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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