But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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