And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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