The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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