i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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