Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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