How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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