You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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