Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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