How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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