We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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