Soap is not a condiment
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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