I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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