I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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