Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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