he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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