She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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