I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I want to be your penis for a week.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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