I bet he comes in French.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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