You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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