U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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