only if we run a train.
done.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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