I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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