i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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