Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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