I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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