Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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