I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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