STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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