with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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