i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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