I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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