THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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